When the blonde takes off in economy class and goes to first class, the plane leaves for Toronto
. Flight departed for Toronto, and the blonde in economy class took off and went to first class.
The flight attendant sees him doing this and asks to see his ticket.
He then told the blonde that he had paid for economy class and that she should sit back.
Blonde replied: “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’ll stay here.”
The flight attendant went to the cockpit and told the pilot and his co-pilot that a blonde hooker in first class was in economy and would not be returning to her seat.
The copilot returns to the blonde and tries to explain that he needs to go back to his seat because he only pays economy.
Blonde replied: “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’ll stay here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he will probably have to wait for the police to arrive and arrest this blonde woman, but the police cannot understand why.
The pilot said, “You mean blonde? I’ll handle it, I’m married to a blonde. I mean blonde.”
THE LIMELIGHT NEWSPAPER
He turned to the blonde and whispered in her ear, “Oh, I’m sorry.”
The flight attendant and his co-pilot were surprised and asked him what he said to land smoothly.
“I told him, ‘freshman doesn’t go to Toronto.’
